It’s
true, sez poetscam.com
They
spam my rear with news I won
In guise
to sell all ‘neath the sun
I shall
not fail this test of poem
Else I
shall lose my only home
Oh wait,
I fear I just misspoke
For
rhymesters earn no bucks--they’re broke!
So even
if my verse be tops
And
throw my butt upon the street
To
freeze each night, sans any heat
So do I
craft this art in vain
Or might
the ends be worth my pain?
I shan’t
be sure, till reaper shows
For then
the Lord shall judge the worth
Of all
I’ve done upon the earth
If
judgment says I’m in the black
Then
your opinion don’t mean Jack
So I’ll
continue to create
Though
two days passed since I last ate
But
until then, my life’s a #@*&%$
Of
poetry, they don’t care none
Their
scam is spam, to sell, and run
So when
I try to claim my prize
They
wave invoices in my eyes
They’ve
taken gall to brand new heights
Which
shows their business model bites
Though
prey they do on rookie hopes
To prove
how clueless these fools be
I fake
this faux literacy
To see
if it may win their test
And they
proclaim that I’m the best
Then I
shall know they’re all e-crooks
Who
prob’ly keep two sets of books
One for
themselves, one for the Feds
How is
it all straight in their heads?
Boo Boo
ba Boo
Dis poem
is coo'
Don’t
pay no bills
From
Owing Mills
I submitted this ridiculous poem to a scam poetry contest, and it won their grand prize. Of course, I would have had to pay hundreds of dollars to actually have it published.
ReplyDeleteWhat a scam.